how old are you????

while watching american idol the other day...

olivia: mom, syesha must be your age mom. she has those big things like you do.


no, i'm not going to post a picture of myself for you to compare. but i think these next pictures will pretty well explain olivia's comment.







i give you my "obnoxiously large quantity of milk that accumulated in our freezer during josie's hospital stay even though i was taking a decent amount of milk into the hospital for her" picture.


and the equally "obnoxiously large quantity of milk that i recently took to my parents' garage freezer so we could buy ice cream again" picture.