question: what's the opposite of subtle?

answer: garrett

tonight right before bed, garrett jumped off the couch and hit his head on the coffee table. the hitting of the coffee table is a daily occurrence. but tonight, he thought he'd spice things up a bit and get a nice gash by his eyebrow.

by the time we got him to the er, he was back to his normal garrett self.
and by normal, i mean loud.

every time a doctor/nurse walked past us, garrett would say in his super loud voice "what's the doctor doing? why are they not helping me?"

any non-medical person who walked by got "what is that person doing in my hospital?"

to the group of policemen down the hall, garrett said "those policeman have guns to shoot bad people."

all of his talking got him noticed by the woman behind the curtain next to us. we never saw her, but she chatted with garrett. when the time came for his stitches and they brought out the little cart of supplies, garrett said "those not for me. give it to that lady." (meaning the lady behind the curtain who was being so nice to him.)

garrett in an er...pretty entertaining.
and as for his stiches, let's just say everyone heard him getting them.